Okay, so two days ago, I wasn’t feeling well, and my mom decided to blame it on the sausage I ate in my breakfast, seemingly because it’s something I enjoy and she wants a stop to that. Now then, I wanted to eat some sausage, and she’s all “Nate don’t eat that it will make you sick!!!” in her loud voice. I get all these looks from people and I just slowly tiptoe over to the trash can and shove it in. The whole plate. I just don’t think I’m hungry anymore. So I head to the lobby to just sit down and try to avoid my mom, and she’s still stuffing eggs, toast, cereal, and SAUSAGE on her plate. She says “Did you throw your plate away?!?!” and I just nod. And then she gets thiiiis close to making a scene, but then I just quickly walk over to a couch in the lobby and chill.
But really, this trip just sucks in general. Here’s 5 reasons:
5. I’m stuck in this stupid hotel with my stupid parents
4. The trip was extended to Saturday.
3. Every day feels like a million years.
2. I have to go on some stupid hike on some stupid trail every day
1. I HAVE TO DO EVERYTHING ABOVE EVERY DAY FOR A WHOLE FUCKING WEEK
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